This is not necessarily the greatest timing for this particular blog entry as I was just fortunate enough to have my house featured on Design*Sponge and there will undoubtedly be a gang of new visitors who may quickly dismiss my efforts on account of this silly joke, but what are you going to do.
That being said, I would like to thank Grace and Amy at Design*Sponge for taking interested in our hovel. It is a great honor and a lot of fun for me and my family. Let not the itchy artist joke reflect it's shallowness in any way upon them, for it is I who have the nonsense of humor. Actually, while I am taking credit for this abomination, let me also release my sweet wife from any responsibility or accountability for this joke, too. She prefers good jokes.